Pot Pack Edition – Offensive Crayons

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Featuring shades of your questionable life choices and memories you can't quite recall, this pack is perfect for those "creative" sessions. With colors like Munchies Mango, Peach and Chong, Bong Water Brown, and Lemon Kush, this pack is a vibrant reminder of all those times you said, "Just one more hit." Ideal for scri
Includes:

Original Offensive Crayons
Red, White, and Fuck You Edition
Holiday Edition
Porn Pack
Offensive-ISH Edition
Pot Pack

Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Crayons are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.

Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like “goldenrod” or “violet.” Now we have “Suspicious Cold Sore Red” and “Privilege” (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.

24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”
Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China
OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else)
Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don’t care)

Product Dimensions (in inches): 2.80 x 3.70 x 1.10

Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Crayons are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.

SET OF 48 COLORED PENCILS - Pre-sharpened for better stabbingor coloring. We're not liable with what you do with them. Built-in sharpener included.
COLOR NAMES YOU WON'T FIND ELSEWHERE- Blue Waffle, Barely Legal Lime, Mentally Ill Mango, Back to the Fuchsiaand more ridiculous colors you won't believe some factory allowed us to print. Same colors in each box.
CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE BOX- Only 2,500 Units available of each. Grab your favorite just in case we don't reprint it! (Same colors in each box)
100% Satisfaction Guarantee - That they're actually colored pencils, and not anything else. Functional, sexy, and some would say the best gift you'll ever give someone outside of Plan B.

Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Colored Pencils are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.

Reflect on the misery that the holiday season brings your life with colors that perfectly compliment it.In the spirit of capitalism, celebrate the season with colors that accurately reflect the awkwardness of the holiday season. We promise this set is a marginally better gift than the $10 Starbucks card you planned to give Janet in accounting.

24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”
Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China (aka. “Santa’s elves”)
OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else)

Featuring shades of your questionable life choices and memories you can't quite recall, this pack is perfect for those creative sessions. With colors like Munchies Mango, Peach and Chong, Bong Water Brown, and Lemon Kush, this pack is a vibrant reminder of all those times you said, Just one more hit. Ideal for scribbling in those adult coloring books you swore you'd finish, or for passive-aggressively gifting to that friend who's totally not a stoner.Elevate your mediocrity to new, hazier heights and remember: It's not a phase, it's a lifestyle.*Disclaimer: No actual cannabis is included or used in the making of these crayons. But if you're considering buying these, you probably don't need any more.* Always color responsibly. Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Crayons are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.

Featuring shades of your questionable life choices and memories you can't quite recall, this pack is perfect for those creative sessions. With colors like Munchies Mango, Peach and Chong, Bong Water Brown, and Lemon Kush, this pack is a vibrant reminder of all those times you said, Just one more hit. Ideal for scribbling in those adult coloring books you swore you'd finish, or for passive-aggressively gifting to that friend who's totally not a stoner.

Elevate your mediocrity to new, hazier heights and remember: It's not a phase, it's a lifestyle.

*Disclaimer: No actual cannabis is included or used in the making of these crayons. But if you're considering buying these, you probably don't need any more.* Always color responsibly.

Frustrated with American politics? Us too. Celebrate with our political edition of Offensive Crayons, where we remind you that both parties are the same, and your vote doesn’t matter unless you happen to control a Super PAC or are a lizard person.

24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
Made in a factory with less regulation than the 2nd Amendment
OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else)

Not ready to commit to regular Offensive Crayons? This pack is for you!
All the shitty humor of Offensive Crayons, but Karen approved. With colors like “safe space sienna”, “child bride blue”, “black” and more! Give a gift that you know HR will give you a look of disapproval, but ultimately not get you fired.